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Two and a Half Men: Season 1

Episode 0: Original Pilot (s01e00)

Plot Summary: Original Pilot
Originally aired on:
Fan Rating: 8.4

Episode 1: Pilot (s01e01)

Plot Summary: Charlie's life is turned upside down when his brother and nephew move in with him.
Originally aired on: 9/22/2003
Fan Rating: 8.9

Episode 2: Big Flappy Bastards (s01e02)

Plot Summary: Charlie begins to learn how to parent Jake while Alan attempts to get Judith back.
Originally aired on: 9/29/2003
Fan Rating: 8.8

Episode 3: Go East on Sunset Until You Reach the Gates of Hell (s01e03)

Plot Summary: Alan fears he is losing his son and goes drinking with Charlie.
Originally aired on: 10/6/2003
Fan Rating: 8.8

Episode 4: If I Can't Write My Chocolate Song I'm Going to Take a Nap (s01e04)

Plot Summary: Alan has trouble with Berta and Charlie needs to get Jake and Rose to follow his suggestions.
Originally aired on: 10/13/2003
Fan Rating: 9.0

Episode 5: The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a Hump (s01e05)

Plot Summary: Jake's soccer league leads to Alan and Charlie having encounters with some sexy soccer moms.
Originally aired on: 10/20/2003
Fan Rating: 8.7

Episode 6: Did You Check With the Captain of the Flying Monkeys? (s01e06)

Plot Summary: Charlie and Evelyn are dating members of the same family.
Originally aired on: 10/27/2003
Fan Rating: 8.6

Episode 7: If They Do Go Either Way, They're Usually Fake (s01e07)

Plot Summary: Judith gets worried when Jake draws the tattooed buttocks of a female surfer friend of Charlie's who walks around his place half naked. Alan feels concern for Judith when she befriends the surfer girl.
Originally aired on: 11/3/2003
Fan Rating: 9.2

Episode 8: Twenty-Five Little Pre-pubers Without a Snoot-ful (s01e08)

Plot Summary: Alan tricks Charlie into joining he and Judith in leading Jake and his classmates in the school's annual music show.
Originally aired on: 11/10/2003
Fan Rating: 8.8

Episode 9: Phase One, Complete (s01e09)

Plot Summary: Charlie wants to dump a female friend that Jake has grown close to. Alan and Rose bond over a game of Scrabble.
Originally aired on: 11/17/2003
Fan Rating: 8.9

Episode 10: Merry Thanksgiving (s01e10)

Plot Summary: In an attempt to prove that he is a family man, Charlie invites Lisa over for Thanksgiving dinner
Originally aired on: 11/24/2003
Fan Rating: 9.0

Episode 11: Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor (s01e11)

Plot Summary: While at the movies, the brothers bump into Judith and her new boyfriend. Seeing that Judith has changed her look, and the fact that Jake doesn't think he's as cool as Judith, prompts Alan to realize that if he wants to get back into the dating scene, he's going to have to change his look as well.
Originally aired on: 12/15/2003
Fan Rating: 8.9

Episode 12: Camel Filters + Pheromones (s01e12)

Plot Summary: When Berta is forced to bring her granddaughter Prudence to work with her, the boys find themselves a little preoccupied with her.
Originally aired on: 1/5/2004
Fan Rating: 9.3

Episode 13: Sara Like Puny Alan (s01e13)

Plot Summary: Needing him for a double date with a pair of sisters, Charlie tries to nurse a flu-ridden Alan back to health.
Originally aired on: 1/12/2004
Fan Rating: 8.7

Episode 14: I Can't Afford Hyenas (s01e14)

Plot Summary: Stan, Charlie's accountant, tries to explain Charlie's financial woes to him.
Originally aired on: 2/2/2004
Fan Rating: 8.7

Episode 15: Round One to the Hot Crazy Chick (1) (s01e15)

Plot Summary: Against Alan's judgment, Charlie falls for a seemingly crazy woman named Frankie.
Originally aired on: 2/9/2004
Fan Rating: 8.9

Episode 16: That Was Saliva, Alan (2) (s01e16)

Plot Summary: Frankie tells Charlie and Alan why she and her daughter are on the run; Frankie's daughter has a crush on Jake.
Originally aired on: 2/16/2004
Fan Rating: 8.8

Episode 17: Ate The Hamburgers, Wearing The Hats (s01e17)

Plot Summary: Alan offends Charlie by choosing harebrained cousins as Jake's guardians in the event of his death.
Originally aired on: 2/23/2004
Fan Rating: 9.0

Episode 18: An Old Flame With a New Wick (s01e18)

Plot Summary: Charlie is stunned to learn his ex-girlfriend is now a man... and dating his mom.
Originally aired on: 3/1/2004
Fan Rating: 9.3

Episode 19: I Remember the Coatroom, I Just Don't Remember You (s01e19)

Plot Summary: Judith's sister, Liz, hits on Alan at Jake's birthday party; Evelyn prefers alcohol to cake.
Originally aired on: 3/22/2004
Fan Rating: 8.9

Episode 20: Hey, I Can Pee Outside in the Dark (s01e20)

Plot Summary: Judith believes that Jake is having a hard time dealing with his parents' divorce after he starts annoying everyone with his non-stop guitar playing, so she suggests that they send Jake to a therapist, which Alan is hesitant to do.
Originally aired on: 4/19/2004
Fan Rating: 8.6

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